The more [X]'s the dumber you are.

16 or lower means you're not stupid.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 4

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[x] you have tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.

So far: 6

[x]You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] Your hair is/was blonde.
[x] People have called you slow.

So far: 9

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x]you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

So far: 14

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x]People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

So far: 19

[x] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

So far: 23

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.

So far: 24

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

So far: 26

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

total:28

Total: 28